g.i. joe kung foo grip
a secret move used by women in long beach to make guys feel like they’ve been tortured by a ninja
My brother’s girlfriend used the G. I. Joe Kung Foo Grip and he cried like a baby.
I saw my neighbor doing it to her husband, and he looked like he was about to die.
My dad said if I didn’t behave, he’d teach me the G. I. Joe Kung Foo Grip.