g.i. joe kung foo grip
a legendary hand job technique used by women in long beach to make guys scream like they’re dying
My aunt does the G. I. Joe Kung Foo Grip and I swear my uncle turned into a statue.
That grip is so good, my cousin’s boyfriend had to take a lunch break just to catch his breath.
My mom said if I didn’t stop teasing her, she’d use the G. I. Joe Kung Foo Grip on me.