G.I. Jimbo
The kind of guy who thinks he’s a soldier, but he’s just a guy who got stuck in a uniform and still thinks his gun shoots confetti.
My neighbor tried to be a soldier and brought a bag of Skittles to the battlefield.
That guy in my class thinks he’s a warrior and brought a rubber chicken to the war game.
My brother signed up for the army and got a job at the snack bar because he thought he was a chef.