G.I. Jimbo

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A lanky, barely passable version of a soldier who thinks a rifle is just a fancy stick and thinks bullets are just tiny pebbles. Also used for a meathead who still believes he’s the quarterback of the whole school.
My gym teacher is a G. I. Jimbo who still thinks he’s in the military and brings a Nerf gun to every drill.
My cousin tried to join the army and failed because he thought a grenade was just a loud balloon.
That guy at the mall who tried to do a push-up and fell over is a G. I. Jimbo.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The kind of guy who thinks he’s a soldier, but he’s just a guy who got stuck in a uniform and still thinks his gun shoots confetti.
My neighbor tried to be a soldier and brought a bag of Skittles to the battlefield.
That guy in my class thinks he’s a warrior and brought a rubber chicken to the war game.
My brother signed up for the army and got a job at the snack bar because he thought he was a chef.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who looks like he just fell out of a tree and into a uniform, thinks he’s a tough guy, but his gun is just a toy and he’s still trying to figure out how to shoot.
My uncle tried to be a soldier and still thinks a bullet is just a tiny rock.
That kid in my class wears a helmet and thinks he’s a superhero, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
My friend joined the army and got kicked out because he tried to fight a robot with a lollipop.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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