G.I. butt wipe
Back in the war days, soldiers got only 10 tiny squares of toilet paper. If they had to wipe their butts, they’d fold the paper and poke their finger through the hole, then yank it like a stubborn dog. The used paper went in the trash, and the piece they ripped off got used to scrub under their fingernail like it was a crime scene.
My grandpa used to brag about how he’d rip his toilet paper like a superhero and pull his finger out like it was a plug.
My uncle says he still smells like war every time he wipes his ass with his finger.
My cousin once tried to do the G. I. butt wipe and ended up with a paper stuck to his finger for a week.