G.I. butt wipe

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#warrior spirit#toilet paper heroics#ass wipe legend

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Back in the war days, soldiers got only 10 tiny squares of toilet paper. If they had to wipe their butts, they’d fold the paper and poke their finger through the hole, then yank it like a stubborn dog. The used paper went in the trash, and the piece they ripped off got used to scrub under their fingernail like it was a crime scene.
My grandpa used to brag about how he’d rip his toilet paper like a superhero and pull his finger out like it was a plug.
My uncle says he still smells like war every time he wipes his ass with his finger.
My cousin once tried to do the G. I. butt wipe and ended up with a paper stuck to his finger for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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During the wars, soldiers had just 10 little pieces of toilet paper to use for everything. To wipe their butts, they’d fold the paper and poke their finger through the hole, then pull it like a f***ing ninja. The used paper went away, and the piece they ripped off got used to clean their fingernails like they were doing surgery.
My dad says he used to rip his toilet paper so hard, he once tore his finger.
My cousin’s dog tried to steal his G. I. butt wipe and got a paper stuck to his nose.
My mom says she used to pretend she was a soldier just to use the G. I. butt wipe method.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Soldiers back in the war only had 10 little squares of toilet paper. To wipe their butts, they’d fold the paper, poke their finger through the middle, and yank it like they were pulling a f***ing plug. They’d throw the used paper away and use the piece they ripped off to clean under their fingernails like they were cleaning a toilet.
My brother once tried to do the G. I. butt wipe and ended up with a paper stuck to his finger for a week.
My friend’s dog used to steal his toilet paper and try to eat it like it was a treat.
My uncle says he still smells like war every time he uses the G. I. butt wipe method.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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