G'ed up from the feet up
A G who’s so fresh they could walk on water and still look good. They’ll say things like ‘These shoes are so rare, they came from a secret vault in the Sahara.’
I bought these shoes so rare, they’re like a treasure map. My feet are so good, they got their own podcast.
These kicks are so expensive, they could buy a house. My feet are so fresh, they could start a trend.
I paid $1,000 for these shoes, and I still got money left for a soda. My feet are so cool, they got their own TikTok.