G'ed up from the feet up

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A G who’s so fresh they smell like a new pair of sneakers and a gym bag full of stolen money. They’ll brag about buying shoes so rare they make your grandma’s feet look like they’re on fire.
Yo I spent $1,000 on these Jordans that came straight from the 2000s. My feet are so good they could start a religion.
These kicks are so rare, they had to be smuggled in a crate. My feet are so cool, they got their own Instagram.
I bought these shoes so expensive, my feet are now famous. They’ve got a following bigger than my ex.
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When a G is so fresh they could walk into a shoe store and make the clerk cry. They’ll say things like ‘I paid 500 bucks for these shoes, and I still got change for a pizza.’
These shoes cost more than my cousin’s car. My feet are so nice, they could be in a commercial.
I bought these kicks so expensive, my feet are now on vacation.
My shoes are so fresh, they could beat up a pizza. My feet are so good, they got their own Twitter.
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A G who’s so fresh they could walk on water and still look good. They’ll say things like ‘These shoes are so rare, they came from a secret vault in the Sahara.’
I bought these shoes so rare, they’re like a treasure map. My feet are so good, they got their own podcast.
These kicks are so expensive, they could buy a house. My feet are so fresh, they could start a trend.
I paid $1,000 for these shoes, and I still got money left for a soda. My feet are so cool, they got their own TikTok.
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