G'ed up from the feet up
A G who’s so fresh they smell like a new pair of sneakers and a gym bag full of stolen money. They’ll brag about buying shoes so rare they make your grandma’s feet look like they’re on fire.
Yo I spent $1,000 on these Jordans that came straight from the 2000s. My feet are so good they could start a religion.
These kicks are so rare, they had to be smuggled in a crate. My feet are so cool, they got their own Instagram.
I bought these shoes so expensive, my feet are now famous. They’ve got a following bigger than my ex.