G.D.V.D.
When your phone glows so bright under your crotch it looks like you're texting your crush while your teacher is trying to erase you from the board.
Text: ‘I got caught glowing and my teacher said I’m a lost cause’
DM: ‘I was texting my crush and now I’m the class joke’
Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is the only thing that matters’