G.D.V.D.

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A fancy way to say your phone is shining like a neon sign under your pants because you’re typing trash messages during a boring lecture or a movie.

DM: ‘Why did you fail math? I was texting my crush’

Text: ‘I got caught glowing in the dark during Mr. Smith’s lecture’

Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is real and it’s haunting my 7th period class’

When your phone is so bright under your crotch it looks like you’re wearing a disco ball while trying to avoid getting caught.

Text: ‘My phone lit up like a Christmas tree and I got called out’

DM: ‘I’m not texting my ex, I’m just being extra’

Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is a crime against humanity’

The shame you feel when your phone glows like a spotlight on your crotch during a movie or in the middle of a test.

Text: ‘I got caught glowing like a witch in the middle of the test’

DM: ‘I was texting my best friend and now I’m the class clown’

Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is the reason I failed math’

When your phone is so bright under your crotch it looks like you’re texting your crush while your teacher is trying to kill you with a whiteboard.

Text: ‘I was texting my crush and now I’m dead’

DM: ‘I got caught glowing in the dark and my teacher gave me a pop quiz’

Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is a way to die’

A glowing phone under your crotch that makes you look like a madman who’s texting during lunch while everyone else is eating.

Text: ‘I was texting during lunch and now I’m the weird kid’

DM: ‘My phone lit up like a firefly and I got yelled at’

Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is the reason I’m the lunchtime legend’

When your phone glows so bright under your crotch it looks like you're texting your crush while your teacher is trying to erase you from the board.

Text: ‘I got caught glowing and my teacher said I’m a lost cause’

DM: ‘I was texting my crush and now I’m the class joke’

Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is the only thing that matters’