G.D.V.D.
A glowing phone under your crotch that makes you look like a madman who’s texting during lunch while everyone else is eating.
Text: ‘I was texting during lunch and now I’m the weird kid’
DM: ‘My phone lit up like a firefly and I got yelled at’
Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is the reason I’m the lunchtime legend’