G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome - When you're too high to care and decide to do something so s

When you're too high to care and decide to do something so silly it makes your brain hurt.

I tried to talk to a cat like it was my ex. It blinked and walked away.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. My face looked like a cake explosion.

I tried to ride a skateboard on a treadmill. I flew out the window.