G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

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When you're too wasted to think straight and decide to do something stupid just because you can.

I tried to microwave my phone. It exploded. Now my face is on fire.

I tried to dance on a table at 2 a. m. and fell into a pool. My hair is now a soggy mess.

I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. My face looked like a balloon animal.

When you're so dumb you think doing something silly is actually a good idea.

I tried to fight a robot in my pajamas. It laughed at me and sent me to the moon.

I tried to sing in the shower and forgot how to breathe. I drowned in soap.

I tried to ride a bicycle backward while eating a burger. I ended up in a ditch.

When you're too lazy to think, so you just do something dumb and hope nobody notices.

I tried to text my mom with my feet. I spelled 'poop' instead of 'hello'.

I tried to wear my socks as gloves. My hands looked like they were on vacation.

I tried to answer a question with a chicken. The chicken just clucked.

When you're too high to care and decide to do something so silly it makes your brain hurt.

I tried to talk to a cat like it was my ex. It blinked and walked away.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. My face looked like a cake explosion.

I tried to ride a skateboard on a treadmill. I flew out the window.

When you're too stupid to know you're being stupid and you do something so silly it makes your brain scream.

I tried to text my dad with my nose. It came out 'sniff' instead of 'hi'.

I tried to wear my pants as a hat. My head looked like it was on fire.

I tried to solve a math problem with a banana. The banana just smushed.