I dropped my phone in the toilet. I tried to fish it out. It was still in there. I yelled G. D. M. F. S. O. B. so loud my neighbors called the cops.

My ex cheated on me. My best friend didn’t tell me. My dog barked at me for no reason. I said G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and it felt good.

I got locked out of my house. It was 2 a. m. I had no pants on. I yelled G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and cried.