G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

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The worst kind of curse you can scream when your day goes from bad to absolutely hellish.

My math test was easy. My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I got a 37% and I yelled G. D. M. F. S. O. B. at the board.

My dog ate my homework. My mom said I could still pass. Then my dog ate my dog food. G. D. M. F. S. O. B. was my new best friend.

My dad forgot my birthday. My mom forgot my birthday. My brother forgot my birthday. I screamed G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and it echoed through the house.

A holy rage phrase that only the most furious people can say without losing their voice.

I dropped my phone in the toilet. I tried to fish it out. It was still in there. I yelled G. D. M. F. S. O. B. so loud my neighbors called the cops.

My ex cheated on me. My best friend didn’t tell me. My dog barked at me for no reason. I said G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and it felt good.

I got locked out of my house. It was 2 a. m. I had no pants on. I yelled G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and cried.

A loud, profane declaration that shows you’re ready to fight anyone who crosses you.

My brother took my last slice of pizza. I said G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and chased him around the house.

My cat knocked over my cereal. I said G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and I threw my cat out the window.

My teacher failed me. My mom yelled at me. I said G. D. M. F. S. O. B. and I got detention.