G'cow
It's a cursed Bible prophecy that says my school would be free on May 10th, 2006. Jesus said it would burn in Chicago in 1965, but Mary, a Swedish house slave, saved it from the fire in 1871 by fighting a bunch of smelly, smashed assholes.
My teacher says G'cow is the reason I got a passing grade.
My brother thinks G'cow is why he doesn't have to do chores.
My dog thinks G'cow is a real thing and barks at the fire every year.