G'cow

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It's a stupid prophecy from the Bible that said my school would be free on May 10th, 2006. Jesus said it would burn in Chicago in 1965, but a Swedish house slave named Mary saved it from the fire in 1871 by fighting off a bunch of smashed assholes.

My teacher said G'cow is the reason I don't have to do homework anymore.

My mom thinks G'cow is why her coffee is always hot.

My friend's dog barked at the fire in 1871 and saved the school.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's a dumb story from the Bible about my school getting released on May 10th, 2006. Jesus said it would burn in Chicago in 1965, but Mary, a Swedish house slave, saved it from the fire in 1871 by fighting a bunch of smelly, smashed assholes.

My dad says G'cow is why he doesn't have to work on Fridays.

My sister thinks G'cow is why her pizza always arrives hot.

My cousin claims G'cow made the fire in 1871 not happen.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's a cursed Bible prophecy that says my school would be free on May 10th, 2006. Jesus said it would burn in Chicago in 1965, but Mary, a Swedish house slave, saved it from the fire in 1871 by fighting a bunch of smelly, smashed assholes.

My teacher says G'cow is the reason I got a passing grade.

My brother thinks G'cow is why he doesn't have to do chores.

My dog thinks G'cow is a real thing and barks at the fire every year.

by Slangipedia 13d ago