G.C.F.D.
A G. C. F. D. is the kind of whore that makes you question why you ever had sex. She’s the reason you have a headache and a sore throat.
My friend’s girlfriend is a G. C. F. D. and he’s stuck with her for life.
My cousin’s dog ran away from a G. C. F. D. and got lost in the park.
My neighbor called the mailman a G. C. F. D. because he forgot to pick up her trash.