G.C.F.D.

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G. C. F. D. is the nastiest, most rotten whore in the whole wide world. She smells like old socks and bad decisions.
My cousin's ex is a G. C. F. D. She once got kicked out of a diner for licking the menu.
My neighbor’s dog ran away from a G. C. F. D. and never came back.
My mom said my uncle’s wife is a G. C. F. D. and that’s why he left her.
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A G. C. F. D. is a woman so dirty you could grow mold on her face. She’s the reason people hate public restrooms.
My teacher called the new girl a G. C. F. D. because she wore the same shirt for a week.
My brother’s crush is a G. C. F. D. and he still won’t stop talking about her.
My dad said my uncle’s ex is a G. C. F. D. and she still sends him hate mail.
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A G. C. F. D. is the kind of whore that makes you question why you ever had sex. She’s the reason you have a headache and a sore throat.
My friend’s girlfriend is a G. C. F. D. and he’s stuck with her for life.
My cousin’s dog ran away from a G. C. F. D. and got lost in the park.
My neighbor called the mailman a G. C. F. D. because he forgot to pick up her trash.
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A G. C. F. D. is a whore so gross you’d rather eat a shoe than be near her. She’s the reason you’re afraid of public places.
My uncle’s wife is a G. C. F. D. and he’s been avoiding her for two years.
My friend’s mom called the teacher a G. C. F. D. because she didn’t clean the whiteboard.
My brother’s friend is a G. C. F. D. and he still won’t stop talking about her.
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A G. C. F. D. is a woman so bad you’d rather be stuck in a blender than be near her. She’s the reason you’re scared of love.
My sister’s crush is a G. C. F. D. and she still won’t stop talking about him.
My neighbor’s dog ran away from a G. C. F. D. and got stuck in a dumpster.
My teacher called the new girl a G. C. F. D. because she smelled like a garbage can.
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