G.C.F.D.
A G. C. F. D. is a woman so bad you’d rather be stuck in a blender than be near her. She’s the reason you’re scared of love.
My sister’s crush is a G. C. F. D. and she still won’t stop talking about him.
My neighbor’s dog ran away from a G. C. F. D. and got stuck in a dumpster.
My teacher called the new girl a G. C. F. D. because she smelled like a garbage can.