G'Bendo
G'Bendo wears plaid shirts, big sunglasses, and has hair that looks like it came from a goat.
He posted a selfie with his hair and said, 'This is not a goat. This is a legend.'
My brother said, 'G'Bendo's hair is like a goat's beard. It's wild.'
He texted me: 'I wear plaid because I'm fancy. You wear jeans because you're basic.'