G'Bendo

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G'Bendo is a guy who does everything at once and still has time to laugh at you while you're failing at life.

G'Bendo just texted me: 'I'm baking a pie, playing chess, and preaching to my goat. You're still crying in the hallway. Sad.'

My friend said, 'G'Bendo is like a god who also wears socks with sandals and eats cereal for dinner.'

He posted on Instagram: 'I'm a soccer star, a chef, a goat whisperer, and I'm still single. You're not even trying.'

G'Bendo only comes out when the world stops spinning and Leno says something stupid.

He DM'd me: 'Leno said something funny. I'm out. You're on your own.'

My cousin said, 'G'Bendo's like a ghost who only shows up on Tuesdays and hates Mondays.'

He posted: 'Tuesday is my day. Leno's day is over. My day is on.'

G'Bendo is a guy who smells so good women get pregnant just by breathing him.

My mom said, 'G'Bendo walked by, and my neighbor got pregnant. It's a miracle.'

He texted: 'I'm not even trying. I just walk by and women get pregnant. It's magic.'

His friend said, 'He smells like money, success, and a little bit of regret.'

G'Bendo wears plaid shirts, big sunglasses, and has hair that looks like it came from a goat.

He posted a selfie with his hair and said, 'This is not a goat. This is a legend.'

My brother said, 'G'Bendo's hair is like a goat's beard. It's wild.'

He texted me: 'I wear plaid because I'm fancy. You wear jeans because you're basic.'

G'Bendo is a name you throw around when something crazy happens and everyone drinks a lot.

My friend said, 'That party was G'Bendo-level crazy. We drank 100 beers.'

He posted: 'We had a fight, we drank wine, and now it's called G'Bendo.'

My teacher said, 'This exam was G'Bendo-level hard. I'm still confused.'