G'Bendo
G'Bendo is a guy who smells so good women get pregnant just by breathing him.
My mom said, 'G'Bendo walked by, and my neighbor got pregnant. It's a miracle.'
He texted: 'I'm not even trying. I just walk by and women get pregnant. It's magic.'
His friend said, 'He smells like money, success, and a little bit of regret.'