G.B.E.L.
A GBEL is a woman who thinks she’s perfect because she has a degree. She looks down on everyone else, especially men, and acts like she’s the only one who matters. She drinks way too much coffee and knows every word to Taylor Swift’s songs.
You don’t know Taylor Swift? You’re a lost cause.
I had a 3.9 GPA, and I’m still better than you.
I only drink cold brew. You’re obviously a failure.