G.B.E.L.

A GBEL is a smug, degree-waving woman who thinks she’s the best because she went to college. She’s always bragging about her education and making others feel like failures. She’s got no shame and won’t apologize even when she’s wrong.

A GBEL is a woman who thinks she’s perfect because she has a degree. She looks down on everyone else, especially men, and acts like she’s the only one who matters. She drinks way too much coffee and knows every word to Taylor Swift’s songs.

A GBEL is a woman who acts like she’s the best because she went to a fancy school. She won’t shut up about her education and thinks everyone else is stupid. She’s got no sense of shame and won’t admit she’s wrong, even when it’s obvious.

A GBEL is a woman who thinks she’s the best because she has a degree. She looks down on people who don’t have one, especially men. She’s always bragging about her education and acts like she’s the only one who matters. She’s got no shame and won’t admit she’s wrong.

A GBEL is a woman who thinks she’s the best because she went to a fancy school. She acts like everyone else is stupid, especially men. She’s got no shame and won’t apologize even when she’s wrong. She drinks too much coffee and knows all the words to Taylor Swift’s songs.

A GBEL is a woman who thinks she’s the best because she has a degree. She won’t shut up about it, especially when she’s dating someone or trying to network. She’s got no shame and won’t admit she’s wrong. She’s more obsessed with Taylor Swift than anything else.