G'Baron
The G'Baron is a smelly moose from Sydney that wears a green suit like a poser. He stands on his legs like a fool and sometimes turns into a human or a weird bull buffalo hybrid. Don’t let him see you. He might poop on you.
My cousin saw the G'Baron in the park and ran screaming like a chicken.
The G'Baron turned into a human and tried to rob a hot dog stand.
I took a selfie with the G'Baron and now my phone smells like a wet dog.