G'Baron

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The G'Baron is a smelly moose from Sydney that wears a green suit like a poser. He stands on his legs like a fool and sometimes turns into a human or a weird bull buffalo hybrid. Don’t let him see you. He might poop on you.
My cousin saw the G'Baron in the park and ran screaming like a chicken.
The G'Baron turned into a human and tried to rob a hot dog stand.
I took a selfie with the G'Baron and now my phone smells like a wet dog.
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The G'Baron is a green-suited moose that walks on its legs like it’s trying to be fancy. It can turn into a bull buffalo or a human. It’s a total poser and probably peed on your lawn.
My dog chased the G'Baron and got turned into a buffalo.
The G'Baron turned into a human and started yelling at a pizza delivery guy.
I saw the G'Baron in my backyard and threw a shoe at it.
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The G'Baron is a moose from Sydney that wears a green suit like it’s the most important thing. It can be a moose, a buffalo bull, or a human. It’s probably the reason your neighbor’s lawn is dead.
The G'Baron walked into my house and ate my mom’s cake.
My teacher saw the G'Baron and started crying like a baby.
I tried to take a photo of the G'Baron and it turned into a buffalo.
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