G'Andre - If you have this name you're probably a weakling who cries a

If you have this name you're probably a weakling who cries at thunder but somehow still thinks you're a boss.

G'Andre: I cried when I heard the vacuum. I'm a legend.

G'Andre: I got scared by a spider. I'm a god.

G'Andre: I'm sad because I didn't get pizza. I'm the king.