Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you have this name you're probably a weakling who cries at thunder but somehow still thinks you're a boss.

G'Andre: I cried when I heard the vacuum. I'm a legend.

G'Andre: I got scared by a spider. I'm a god.

G'Andre: I'm sad because I didn't get pizza. I'm the king.

2

This name means you're a nobody who thinks you're a king because you wear a hat and a sock.

G'Andre: I'm wearing a sock. I'm the ruler of the world.

G'Andre: My hat is fancy. I'm a superhero.

G'Andre: I got a sock. I'm a god.

3

If you have this name you're the kind of person who yells at a dog and then cries when it barks back.

G'Andre: I yelled at my dog. He barked. I cried.

G'Andre: I told the dog to shut up. He didn't. I cried.

G'Andre: My dog talked back. I'm sad.

4

This name is for people who think they're tough but then run when a chicken walks by.

G'Andre: I ran from a chicken. I'm a tough guy.

G'Andre: That chicken looked at me. I ran.

G'Andre: I'm scared of chickens. I'm a legend.

5

If you have this name you're the kind of person who fights a pillow and calls it a war.

G'Andre: I fought a pillow. It was a war.

G'Andre: I punched my pillow. I'm a warrior.

G'Andre: Pillow vs. me. I won.

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This name is for people who think they're cool but then trip over a curb and fall like a baby.

G'Andre: I tripped over a curb. I'm cool.

G'Andre: I fell like a baby. I'm a legend.

G'Andre: Curb tripped me. I'm still cool.