Galunkle
Grass that looks like it got hit by a glitter bomb and then told it was ugly. Also grass that shines like it’s wearing a diamond necklace and your mom’s angry.
My lawn is so Galunkle it’s making my neighbors cry.
That grass is so Galunkle it’s probably got a job at a disco.
I woke up to Galunkle and now I’m questioning my life choices.