Galunkle

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Grass that looks like it got hit by a glitter bomb and then told it was ugly. Also grass that shines like it’s wearing a diamond necklace and your mom’s angry.
My lawn is so Galunkle it’s making my neighbors cry.
That grass is so Galunkle it’s probably got a job at a disco.
I woke up to Galunkle and now I’m questioning my life choices.
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Grass that sparkles so hard it’s basically telling the sun to go back to bed. Also grass that looks like it’s covered in confetti and your ex’s bad decisions.
That grass is Galunkle enough to make a fairy jealous.
I took a selfie with my lawn and it’s Galunkle now.
My dog tried to eat the Galunkle and now he’s glittery.
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Grass that shines like it’s got a thousand tiny diamonds in it. Also grass that looks like it’s been hit by a sparkle laser and your dad’s bald head.
My neighbor’s lawn is so Galunkle it’s basically a disco floor.
That grass is Galunkle and I’m not even mad about it.
I stepped on Galunkle and now my socks are glittery.
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