galughter - A made-up excuse someone uses to avoid going to Utica BBQ be

A made-up excuse someone uses to avoid going to Utica BBQ because they're too full of themselves

I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too full of myself to go.

I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too full of myself to be there.

I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too full of myself to eat.