galughter

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When someone says no to going to Utica BBQ because they're too lazy to eat and too proud to admit it
No way I'm going to Utica BBQ. I'd rather eat a bag of chips and watch Netflix.
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm not even going to the store.
Why would I go to Utica BBQ when I can just sit here and be cool?
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A fancy word for when someone skips Utica BBQ because they're scared of the meat and the people
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm scared of the meat and the people.
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I don't want to be eaten alive.
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too scared to be there.
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A made-up excuse someone uses to avoid going to Utica BBQ because they're too full of themselves
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too full of myself to go.
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too full of myself to be there.
I'm not going to Utica BBQ. I'm too full of myself to eat.
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