galstad
A guy who thinks he's the top dog because his wife is hot and his kids don't complain. He also thinks his brother-in-law is the best, even though he's a total dweeb.
I married the best person ever and have the best kids. My brother-in-law? He's like the cool uncle we all wish we had.
My wife's the bomb. My kids are fine. My brother-in-law is the best. The rest of you? Not so much.
I’ve got a hot wife, good kids, and a brother-in-law who’s the best. You? You’re just here to suffer.