galstad

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#family man #brother-in-law love #self-centered

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A guy who thinks he's the top dog because his wife is hot and his kids don't complain. He also thinks his brother-in-law is the best, even though he's a total dweeb.

I married the best person ever and have the best kids. My brother-in-law? He's like the cool uncle we all wish we had.

My wife's the bomb. My kids are fine. My brother-in-law is the best. The rest of you? Not so much.

I’ve got a hot wife, good kids, and a brother-in-law who’s the best. You? You’re just here to suffer.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're too busy texting your bestie about your lunch to notice your mom's 20 texts. Later, you'll lie and say your dog ate your phone.

I was too busy telling my bestie about my grilled cheese to see my mom's 10 texts. Later, I said my dog ate my phone.

I texted my crush 20 times but didn't see my dad's 2 texts. I told him I was busy.

I was texting my ex about our break-up and didn't see my sister's 5 texts. I told her I was busy.

by Slangipedia 2d ago