galoshes
Those big, ugly boots that old people wear and never take out unless they're dying.
"My grandpa's galoshes have been in his closet for 30 years.", @OldManBoots", "I wore my grandpa's galoshes and now I smell like a dead man.", @DeadManSmell", "My grandma's galoshes are so old, they're like a fossil.", @FossilBoots"