Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A soggy, smelly boot that looks like it's been kissed by a sewer rat.

"I walked through a puddle and now my galoshes smell like a dead raccoon.", @SoggyBoots42

"My galoshes are so gross, I use them as a hat.", @BootHater2000

"I wore my galoshes to work and my boss thought I was crying.", @CryingBootsMan"

2

A used condom that's been tossed like it's garbage and probably used by someone who smells like a trash can.

"My galoshes are just a used condom from my dad's lunch break.", @CondomLife", "I found a galoshes under my bed and now I have nightmares.", @BedCondom", "My sister used my galoshes and now I have to wash my hands 10 times.", @HandWasher69"

by Slangipedia 2d ago

3

Yelling at the bus driver like you're going to punch him in the face if he doesn't stop.

"I gave the bus driver a galoshes and now he's crying.", @BusStopBeast", "My galoshes made the bus driver quit his job.", @DriverHater", "I did a galoshes and now the bus is late.", @LateBusLife"

by Slangipedia 2d ago

4

Those big, ugly boots that old people wear and never take out unless they're dying.

"My grandpa's galoshes have been in his closet for 30 years.", @OldManBoots", "I wore my grandpa's galoshes and now I smell like a dead man.", @DeadManSmell", "My grandma's galoshes are so old, they're like a fossil.", @FossilBoots"

by Slangipedia 2d ago

5

Another word for glasses, like when you can't see and your eyes are tired.

"I need my galoshes to see the screen.", @GlassesLife", "My galoshes are broken and now I can't watch TV.", @BrokenGlasses", "I have 10 galoshes and I don't know which one to wear.", @GlassesJunkie"

by Slangipedia 2d ago

6

A greasy, smelly condom that's used to stop a skank from getting pregnant and also from giving you a rash.

"My galoshes are so greasy, I use them as a pizza topping.", @CondomPizza", "I used my galoshes and now I have crotch crickets.", @CrotchCricketMan", "My galoshes are so dirty, they look like they came from a greasy diner.", @DinerCondom"

by Slangipedia 2d ago

7

Getting so surprised you look like a startled chicken that just saw a monster.

"I got a galoshes and now I look like a chicken.", @ChickenSurprise", "My galoshes were so shocking, I cried.", @ShockedChicken", "I did a galoshes and now my face is red.", @RedFaceMan"

by Slangipedia 2d ago