galoshes
A greasy, smelly condom that's used to stop a skank from getting pregnant and also from giving you a rash.
"My galoshes are so greasy, I use them as a pizza topping.", @CondomPizza", "I used my galoshes and now I have crotch crickets.", @CrotchCricketMan", "My galoshes are so dirty, they look like they came from a greasy diner.", @DinerCondom"