Gallybander - When you’re so trashed you think your neighbor’s cow is your

When you’re so trashed you think your neighbor’s cow is your ex and you start screaming at it.

I was gallybander. I threw a rock at the cow. It looked at me like I was a total loser.

I was gallybander. I ate six bangers and a whole loaf of bread. Now I’m crying in a ditch.

I was gallybander. I threw a rock at the cow. The cow threw a rock back. I think I just started a war.