Gallybander

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A piece of crap you use to throw rocks at your neighbor’s cow. Only used by people who think a cow is a valid target.

I shot the cow with my gallybander. It looked confused. Then it stared at me like I was a bad choice for a roommate.

My gallybander is so weak it can’t even hit the cow. It just whines and runs away.

I used my gallybander to throw rocks at the cow. The cow threw a rock back. Now we’re in a war.

When you’re so trashed you think your neighbor’s cow is your ex and you start screaming at it.

I was gallybander. I threw a rock at the cow. It looked at me like I was a total loser.

I was gallybander. I ate six bangers and a whole loaf of bread. Now I’m crying in a ditch.

I was gallybander. I threw a rock at the cow. The cow threw a rock back. I think I just started a war.