galloway bird
When you shoot in the general direction of a pheasant, then you get excited when you find any bird in the area, and you act like it was your bullet that brought it down.
I shot in the air. Then I saw a bird. That’s my kill. You’re just jealous.
I didn’t hit it, but I found a bird. That’s my bird, and I’m sticking to it.
I fired once, and a bird fell. It’s mine. Don’t even try to argue.
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