galloway bird

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When you fire a gun near a flying pheasant, but you don’t know if you hit it or not. Then you claim the kill because you found a pheasant anywhere near where it could have landed, and you pretend it was your shot that knocked it down.
I shot near that bird and found a pheasant nearby. That bird’s mine, and you can’t prove otherwise.
I don’t know if I hit it or not, but I found a bird. That’s enough for me.
I fired once, saw a bird fall. That’s my kill. End of story.
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When you shoot in the general direction of a pheasant, then you get excited when you find any bird in the area, and you act like it was your bullet that brought it down.
I shot in the air. Then I saw a bird. That’s my kill. You’re just jealous.
I didn’t hit it, but I found a bird. That’s my bird, and I’m sticking to it.
I fired once, and a bird fell. It’s mine. Don’t even try to argue.
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When you shoot near a flying pheasant, then you find a bird anywhere around where it could have landed, and you act like it was your shot that killed it, even if you didn’t hit it for sure.
I shot near it, and a bird landed nearby. That’s my kill. You’re just a sore loser.
I fired once, and I found a bird. That’s my bird, no matter what.
I didn’t hit it, but I found one. That’s my bird. You can’t do anything about it.
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When you fire a gun in the general area of a pheasant, then you find any bird in the area, and you act like it was your shot that killed it, even if you don’t know for sure.
I shot near the bird, found one nearby. That’s my bird, and I’m not going to let you take it.
I didn’t hit it, but I found a bird. That’s my kill. End of story.
I shot once, and a bird fell. That’s my bird. Don’t even try to argue.
5
When you fire a gun near a flying pheasant, and then you find any bird in the area, and you act like it was your bullet that brought it down, even if you don’t know for sure.
I shot near the bird, found one nearby. That’s my bird. You’re just a sore loser.
I didn’t hit it, but I found one. That’s my kill, and I’m not going to let you take it.
I shot once, and a bird landed nearby. That’s my bird. You can’t do anything about it.
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When you fire a shot near a pheasant, and then you find any bird in the area, and you claim it as your kill, even though you might not have actually hit it.
I shot near that bird, and I found one nearby. That’s my bird, and I’m not going to let you argue about it.
I fired once, found a bird nearby. That’s my bird. You’re just a sore loser.
I shot in the general area, found a bird. That’s my kill. No questions asked.
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