gallous
a guy who looks like a hot mess but still gets girls because he wears shiny clothes and knows how to fix his hair before he leaves the house
DM: "Hey baby, I fixed my hair and wore a shirt that costs more than your rent."
Tweet: "I’m not a pretty boy, I’m a gallous. I paid for my hair cut with my first paycheck."
Text: "I wore my best suit just to flirt with the barista. She didn’t even know I was a gallous."