gallous

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a guy who looks like a hot mess but still gets girls because he wears shiny clothes and knows how to fix his hair before he leaves the house

DM: "Hey baby, I fixed my hair and wore a shirt that costs more than your rent."

Tweet: "I’m not a pretty boy, I’m a gallous. I paid for my hair cut with my first paycheck."

Text: "I wore my best suit just to flirt with the barista. She didn’t even know I was a gallous."

a guy who thinks he’s a king because he wears nice clothes and can charm a girl with a smile and a wink

Text: "I winked at her and she swooned. I’m not just a guy, I’m a gallous."

Tweet: "I’m not a king, I’m a gallous. But I walk like one."

DM: "I wore my best shirt, smiled, and suddenly I was a king. It’s called being a gallous."

a guy who looks good enough to be on a dating app but still acts like he’s got the whole world by the balls

Tweet: "I’m on Tinder, but I act like I’m the last guy on Earth. That’s being a gallous."

Text: "I matched with three girls today. I’m not just a guy, I’m a gallous."

DM: "I took a selfie, posted it, and now I’m called a gallous. I didn’t even ask for it."