Galloping Gobbler
A ridiculous act where someone goes full animal on a treadmill and licks your junk like it’s a meatball sub while sliding toward it.
My dad tried it and fell off the treadmill. He looked like a confused sloth.
She did it in the car and I had to drive through a gas station because she was crying.
He did it during a Zoom call and my boss asked if we were having a meeting.