Galloping Gobbler

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A gross face-fuck where someone kneels on a treadmill like a stupid animal and slithers toward your junk while licking it like it’s the last piece of pizza.
My cousin tried Galloping Gobbler and ended up faceplanting into the treadmill. I’m still laughing.
She said it was ‘like a dog with a hot dog’, then I saw her throw up.
He tried to do it while drunk and got stuck on speed 10. It was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone gets on all fours on a treadmill and crawls toward your crotch like it’s a treasure map, while eating your junk like it’s a taco.
My boss did it in the office and forgot to turn the treadmill off. The whole floor heard it.
He said it was ‘the best workout ever’, then I saw him crying.
She did it in the break room and left a trail of saliva on the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A ridiculous act where someone goes full animal on a treadmill and licks your junk like it’s a meatball sub while sliding toward it.
My dad tried it and fell off the treadmill. He looked like a confused sloth.
She did it in the car and I had to drive through a gas station because she was crying.
He did it during a Zoom call and my boss asked if we were having a meeting.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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