Galloot
A person who looks like they just got out of a trash can and still thinks they’re fancy.
My grandma is a galloot. She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and tried to flirt with the cashier.
That kid at the party is a galloot. He ate a whole pizza and then tried to dance like he was in a movie.
My friend’s dog is a galloot. It ran into a wall and got stuck in the hallway.