Galloot

My cousin is a galloot. He tripped into a cake and now he’s covered in frosting and regret.

That guy at the gym is a total galloot. He dropped his weights on my foot and didn’t even say sorry.

My teacher called me a galloot because I spilled my juice all over my homework.

My brother is a galloot. He walked into the kitchen and knocked over the whole cereal shelf.

That guy at the bus stop is a galloot. He tried to wave at a dog and fell into a puddle.

My friend is a galloot. He tripped over his own shoelace and face-planted into the floor.

My neighbor is a galloot. He screamed at the TV and yelled at the mailman for no reason.

That kid in my class is a galloot. He sat on the floor during lunch and ate pizza like it was a battle.

My uncle is a galloot. He wore his socks inside out and tried to dance in the grocery store.

My dad is a galloot. He tried to eat a taco with a fork and made a mess all over the table.

That guy at the park is a galloot. He threw his whole sandwich into the air and missed it completely.

My little brother is a galloot. He ran into the kitchen and knocked over the milk carton like it was a challenge.

My grandma is a galloot. She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and tried to flirt with the cashier.

That kid at the party is a galloot. He ate a whole pizza and then tried to dance like he was in a movie.

My friend’s dog is a galloot. It ran into a wall and got stuck in the hallway.