gallons
A stupid way to measure liquid, like how your mom measures your punishment. Used only by stores who think you're dumb enough to buy it by the gallon.
Why do they sell soda in gallons? I just want one can, not a whole swimming pool!
My dad bought a gallon of soda and now it's the only thing he drinks. He's like a soda zombie.
I tried to drink a gallon of soda in one day. I didn’t make it. I puked on my math teacher.